Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
