do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
