You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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