Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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