Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
