walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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