If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Alive.
So much puke
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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