Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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