dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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