I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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