I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
