i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Girls should come with a carfax report
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
being pregnant is like rehab
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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