guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
His nipple licking is glorious
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