awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
