bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You dont lie about slip and slides
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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