Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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