Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
