i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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