It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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