the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
