Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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