check it out our google latitudes are spooning
please come you make the beer taste better
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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