So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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