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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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