I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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