i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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