Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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