There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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