Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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