Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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