Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
people are starting to question the shark bite story
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Panties = found
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