you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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