who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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