He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
barbara walters just said penis...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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