wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just threw up on my dentist
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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