Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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