drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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