I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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