Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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