I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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