I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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