I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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