I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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