He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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