so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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