North Korea, Best Korea!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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