two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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