is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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