ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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