So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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