It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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