Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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