i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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