The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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