U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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